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noypidity.

An archive of the stupidest answers witnessed in Philippine national TV. Mostly at noon.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

And about today's show...

They get a lot of dollars. Haha.

Since when do the wowowee girls make jokes?

Today - guess! Incoming grade 3. Looks like it won't be much different than yesterday's show.

And not only is she singing a salbakuta song, she's singing the wrong lyrics. (rapping, pala :D)
Baka may madiscover?

This one thinks greeting long-distance has a cost.

Wait - I don't get it. This kid is named Russel (did I read that right?) but the kid is a girl. ???

Anyway.

Willie: Sa Meteor Garden, ano ang pangalan ng bidang babae?
Contestant: Dao Ming Su. (he didn't let papi finish the question.)

Willie: Sa habulan, ano ang kailangan mong gawin para hindi ka maabutan ng taya?
Contestant 1: Langit.
Contestant 2: Pumunta sa langit.

At first, I thought it was a no-show.

Tomorrow, incoming grade 4. Bring your report card so we know that you're not stupid. ;)

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU PASS REFLECTIONS AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?

Gusto nya ng TB. Good luck to you - you'll need it. No, seriously folks, she wants a TV. And that's right; you want a CD player. Not an mp3.

Artista: Isa siya sa Charlie's Angels; siya yung singkit na itim ang buhok.
Contestant: Shan Cai.

The magic TB is sorta broken, you know?

Willie: Hello joseph, what country are you from?
Joseph: I don't wanna play.

Her sister comes in, and they become a tag team. And the kolokoys lose.

See you all tomorrow ;)

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