Slaam dunk da funk

Much to my sister's chagrin, there isn't any worthy material inGame KNB today. :P

Holy smokes, Me-Ann looks like our german FL teacher.

There are more kids! Will we see the next Aljomar! Find out tomorrow on Wowowee!

Willie: Ilan ang kamay ng kaliwete?
Contestant 1: Lima.
Contestant 2: Apat.

Willie: Ano ang first name Presidente ng Pilipinas?
Contestant 1: *speechless*
Contestant 2: Dr. Jose Rizal.

Willie: Ano kadalasan ang kulay ng gown ng bride?
Contestant 1: *speechless*
Contestant 2: Green.

Willie: Anong apelyido ng komedyanteng Vhong [navarro]?
Contestant 1: *speechless*
Contestant 2: Pamela One.
Willie: Yun yung kanta nya, di bale, pareho kayong out.

Tomorrow, middle-aged housewives are going to play for the garrrand prize!!! Hopefully, they're not of the desperate kind. Eww.

I hate those dancing bitches. Heaven knows they're leading damned lifes behind those thick makeups, skimpy clothes, and cleavage. Hmm, their hips must hurt right now.

Anyway, what poor kid doesn't know the title of Christmas songs? I mean, he missed the most obvious - "We Wish You A Merry Christmas". And Willie is too lenient. Well, I guess they're just kids after all.

Kola Kolokoyz:

Willie: Kung ang apple ay mansanas, ano ang pineapple sa tagalog?
Contestant 1: Mansanas.
Contestant 2: Juice.

That's all for today, thank you for reading us, and tune in tomorrow, for the housewives! :P