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An archive of the stupidest answers witnessed in Philippine national TV. Mostly at noon.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Wowowee, May 3

The Going Bulilit kids are making an [annoying] appearance on "Joke Time" as of now. There's a close-up of Mahal (or is it Mura? damn I don't really care.) Topic: Aswang.

Wailing voices when Charlene (yung bata.) is singing To Love You More. At least there's a better voice in that other girl whose name escapes me.

Everyone's loathed part - the part where the audience gets to make their jokes.

Masakit 'to:
Audience Member - Ano ang ginagawa ng bakla pag nagagalit?
Willie - Ano?
AM - Ashuswang!

And another happened to resent the labanos she was given. :P Gusto nila ng pamasahe eh. Please stop the lame jokes!

Eto, sis, mga bakla. *scowl* I guess it's time. One team is named the Amazing Gays and the other is Working Bading(s). Bakit di kasali yung princi- este, never mind.

Here's the fun part(s)! The Willie of Fortune :P

Bakla: Ako'y isang teacher po.
Willie: Ano tawag sa 'yo ng mga bata? Ma'am? Madam?
Bakla: Sir po.

Comments: He's a good bartender.

Willie: Ano trabaho mo, Arnel?
Bakla: Ako'y isang construction workeir.

Comments: This is the first time I've seen a gay construction worker. You would've thought they hated manual work.

Willie takes time to thank the viewers (aka us) for giving them high ratings during their first season. Didn't MTB have the same fate?

Anyway, there are still smart answers - nothing yet to laugh at.

Until now.

Willie: Kaano-ano mo ang tatay ng kapatid mong bunso?
Contestant 1: Pinsan.
Contestant 2: Pinsan.

DAH! I mean. Given na.

Willie: Ang kurtina ay curtain. Ang porselana ay porcelain. Ang sirena ay ____?
Contestant 1: Sirena.
Contestant 2: Ambulansya.

I still don't know what's going on :P

Willie: Ang powerpuff girls ay sina Bubbles, Blossom at ____?
Contestant: Dipsy?

Wrong show! =))

Tomorrow, incoming Grade 1 public school students.

It's still the parts where you won't get to laugh a lot. So hold on.

The gay Jollibee guy wants an MP3! Cripes, they still want an MP3! Go download Limewire or something for all I care. Marami silang MP3.

Uy. Kola Kolokoy. Apparently none of the answers were dumb.

That's it for today - it seems that when you have gays on the show, there are less chances of hearing those funny and stupid answers. The Grade 1 kids should - tune in tomorrow.

[when I reread this post it became apparent to me that I sound like vicky here. - pepseeh]

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