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noypidity.

An archive of the stupidest answers witnessed in Philippine national TV. Mostly at noon.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

It's wednesday :P

There are more dollars to give away, but thankfully willie decided to be shrewd today. :P (Hey that rhymes)

Cripes, the grade 1 kids are here!

Too many kids fell in line to join, Willie says :P Okay it's both that there are no funny parts yet and the kids are answering correctly (drat). Harder questions naman po.

There're actually more tearjerkers. [Hey! I cried kaya! -vicky]

Willie: Ilan ang Powerpuff Girls?
Contestant 1: Six.
Contestant 2: Five.

TIP: Don't confuse them with the Power Rangers.

A lot of them are sucking up to Willie.

Willie: Anong hayop si Barney?
Contestant 1: Paki-ulit nga po kuya.
Willie: Sige uulitin ko yung tanong ha. Anong hayop si Barney?
Contestant 1: Di ko alam.

I love you, you love me...

Willie: Sa english alphabet, ano ang susunod sa letter D?
Contestant 1: F!

=))

And Simon Cowell would comment very badly on this kid's rendition of "Wag na Wag". [Actually, it's May Gusto Ka Bang Sabihin. -vicky]

Willie: Pag pinagsama-sama mo si Garfield, Scooby Doo, at Snoopy, ilan ang mga aso?
Contestant 1: Tatlo.
Contestant 2: Apat.

To be honest I was also actually fooled by this one 'cause I sort of forgot that Garfield was a cat. :P

This one kid is pretty morose, but sort of looks like Miqui.

Willie: Marunong ka bang sumayaw? Kumanta? Tumula? Ano alam mo?
Kid: *shakes head*
Willie: Ah, wala ka palang alam.
*everyone laughs*

Which eventually turns into an argument between that kid and another kid. [Btw, the angas kid that reminds me of Tolits from Tide got into Going Bulilit! Haha! I really really thought that he was gonna get discovered. -vicky]

Willie: Ilan ang sides ng triangle?
Contestant 1: Isa.

Btw this is the same kid as above. Apparently he has a small attention span. Seriously.

Willie: Tuwing linggo, saan tayo pumupunta para magsimba at magpray?
Contestant 1: Kay Jesus.

Still the same kid.

Willie: Sa nursery rhyme na 'Mary had a little lamb', anong hayop ang alaga ni Mary?
Contestant 1: *speechless*
Contestant 2: Aso.

Mary had a little dog?

Tomorrow, girls with guy's jobs. :P

That's it for the funnies of today. Tune in tomorrow :P

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