itsh tarsday.

Panalo raw sa ratings. Against da kalaban.

Willie's going on with his [heartfelt] tirade about how we are making their ratings. Well, he has reason to - da kalaban's a tough contender, aren't they? Anyway, there're more TFC people watching. They'll be in San Francisco on June 19.

There goes the tried-and-true effort jokes - we've said them before. If you don't know what I'm talking about, sample:

Ano ang effort?

Ano?

Ang effort ay ang linalanding-an ng efflane.

Eh?

Cripes, that smartass kid from yesterday's show is now a kapamilya! Much like the mystery of seeing Manny Pacquiao also a kapamilya. Kung dating angas, ngayon inaangasan na :P

Boycott's the theme. Lamer jokes. Lamer kids. Aljomar's siblings have al-name-mar as their names. Talk about innovative.

And now, for the much-awaited segment that we're covering for laughs, Willie of Fortune! *cue cheers*

Willie: Sa Spanish, ang one ay uno, ang two ay dos, ang four ay ___?
Contestant 1: Apat.

Willie: Ikaw, ano trabaho mo?
Contestant: Sibil ingener. (civil engineer)

Willie: Ang manicure ay sa kamay, ang pedicure ay sa paa, saan naman ang foot spa?
Sibil ingener: Sa kuko.

This one woman sort of reminds me of Ms. Ayen. Moving on.

Willie: Sa math, dalawa hatiin mo sa dalawa? (Two divided by two)
Contestant 1 & 2: Zero.

You might not get this next question, because it's really something to test your IQ. (sorta.)

Willie: Sa isang taon, ilan lahat ang months na may 28 days?
Contestant 1 & 2: Isa.

Willie: Sino ang nakilala bilang si Mr. Palengke?
Contestant 1: Kiko Pangilinan.
Contestant 2: *speechless*

And there are more dancing bitches. You'd think they were hired sluts to showcase the prizes. Err.. moving on.

Having trouble with the Magic TV =))

And probably the last bit of questions ever to be asked on today's show - Kola Kolokoy. Here's hoping to a funny answer.

Willie: Saang bansa matatagpuan ang Narita?
Contestant: USA.

Thassit for today, tune in tomorrow for street vendors! :P