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An archive of the stupidest answers witnessed in Philippine national TV. Mostly at noon.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Stranger than your sympathy

15 days until the day.

Anyway, it's joke time! Unfortunately vicky was too lazy to update in the kapamilya side yesterday, so sorry for the lack. :P (Naku! Kapatid nga kita! Anong nangyari sayo?! :-o)

Basti and Aljomar. Where's Nash? May lagnat raw. Long is making a guest appearance.

Today, hardworking nanays. Will my theory1 hold true?

This one nanay has it bad. The work was hard, she went home w/o any money, and when she gets home, her husband is cheating on her.

Willie: Ilang meters ang 3 km?
Contestant: Three meters.

Willie: Writer, director, o actress, ano si JK Rowling?
Contestant 1: Direktor.
Contestant 2: Actor.

Willie: Kantahin mo nga.
Contestant: When you're happy, stamp your feet!
Willie: Hindi, when you're happy and you know it.
Contestant: When you're happy and you know it stamp your feet, when you're happy and you know it stamp your feet, when you're happy and you know it and you're happy and you know it, when you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet.

Willie: Uy, sa Milan! May TFC tayo dyan. Marunong ka bang mag-Milan?

*rolls eyes*

Tomorrow, Rockers are playing! If you think you're square enough, go join!

Willie: Ilan ang letter 'R' sa salitang Colonel?
Contestant 1: Isa.
Contestant 2: One.

15 days.

1 - My theory is that the higher your class of life, the higher your intelligence. Thus, lesser mistakes.

2 Comments:

  • At 4:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hay nako... may pasok na kami next week. mamimiss ko yung katangahan ng wowowee contestants! hehe ;)

     
  • At 9:03 PM, Blogger Romeo Moran said…

    eh kaya nga nandito kami eh ;)

     

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