Laki ng hatak ni Willie ngayun ah.

Lots of dollars to give out. The balikbayans are feeling pretty generous today.

Ang dami leche. Bigyan mo naman kami dito, papi, o! We run the archive blog! Give us some cash!

And because papi is feeling generous, he's giving out a lot, even to the lamest jokes. Pang-matrikula daw. Sabagay.

Uy! WRR DJs. Lol. And dubbers. Amazing how they don't look like the persons whose lines they dub :P Being "celebrities", will they be any smarter? Find out!

Goes to show that Willie doesn't watch the kapamilya's own shows.

"Ang aso ay si Doggie, ang pusa ay si Pussy" [sic]

Willie: Ang primary color ay red, blue, and ____?
Contestant 1: Green!

I succumbed to that one because I'm an avid Photoshopper.

Willie: Kung ang plural ng fox ay foxes, ano ang plural ng ox?
Contestant 1: Oxes! Ay... oxen!

Nood tayo ng Bikini Open. Just kidding. :P

Kola Kolokoy, aka the last stupid question. Ever.

Willie: What is 20% of 100?
Contestant 1: 25%.
Contestant 2: 80%.

That's all for today. It proves that higher-class people are actually smarter than the masses! I didn't want to believe it at first, but this just proves it.