Live from Davao!

Wowowee is live from Davao today - that means a lot of added extras. It's funny how the "sa may nag-mamassage" line is semi-censored. :P

Joke time - hello Bentong ;) Look at this; most of the jokes of the Davao citizens are actually better than the ones we get at the studio.

"Kumuha kayo ng nanay, nanay. Gusto ko yung mga babaeng nanay." Mukhang may hidden message yun ah. Moving right along...

Today, working Davaoenos! Hello, folks.

Naroon raw si nanay sa EBE-ES-SE-BE-EN. Sa willie's fortune raw.

Willie: "Sinong superhero ang kalaban ni Green Goblin at Dr. Octopus?"
Both contestants: *speechless*

Willie: "Ano ang nationaility ng mga Davaoeno?"
Contestant: *incomprehensible*

Lol. I can see a sign among the crowd that reads "NO COACHING"

Willie: "Ilan ang paa ng flat-footed na tao?"
Contestant: Wala.

Lumang question na yan... it's one of their trick questions. Learn them.

Willie: "Kapag kinukunan ng litrato, ang karaniwang sinasabi ay say ___?"
Contestant 1: "I.D. picture."
Contestant 2: "Litrato."

With that, we end the question-and-answer portion, and today's update. Enjoy the rest of wowowee, davaoenos ;)