Joontis ka na pala :D

Today, preggie women! It looks like my theory is bound to hold true, given the demographics on the show today ;) And especially with Diet and Echo on each corner.

Mukhang no-show. (Okay, not quite) They're probably on to us! :D

Echo: "Sa subject sa school, ano ang 'E' sa 'PE'?"
Contestant 1: Economics.
Contestant 2: Exercise.

Echo: "Ang 'his' ay para sa lalaki. Ano naman ang para sa babae?"
Contestant 1: She.
Contestant 2: She.

That one was sort of a letdown... anyway, tomorrow, fishermen are playing! Sadly, we can't cover it. Boo :(

Live from Davao!

Wowowee is live from Davao today - that means a lot of added extras. It's funny how the "sa may nag-mamassage" line is semi-censored. :P

Joke time - hello Bentong ;) Look at this; most of the jokes of the Davao citizens are actually better than the ones we get at the studio.

"Kumuha kayo ng nanay, nanay. Gusto ko yung mga babaeng nanay." Mukhang may hidden message yun ah. Moving right along...

Today, working Davaoenos! Hello, folks.

Naroon raw si nanay sa EBE-ES-SE-BE-EN. Sa willie's fortune raw.

Willie: "Sinong superhero ang kalaban ni Green Goblin at Dr. Octopus?"
Both contestants: *speechless*

Willie: "Ano ang nationaility ng mga Davaoeno?"
Contestant: *incomprehensible*

Lol. I can see a sign among the crowd that reads "NO COACHING"

Willie: "Ilan ang paa ng flat-footed na tao?"
Contestant: Wala.

Lumang question na yan... it's one of their trick questions. Learn them.

Willie: "Kapag kinukunan ng litrato, ang karaniwang sinasabi ay say ___?"
Contestant 1: "I.D. picture."
Contestant 2: "Litrato."

With that, we end the question-and-answer portion, and today's update. Enjoy the rest of wowowee, davaoenos ;)

Hello.

Hello to our avid readers (if there are any, I suppose) who are wondering what the hell we are doing and this blog is left rotting.

Well, we are busy with school (we have lives too, and we do wish to excel ;P) and I did mention that once school began, most updates would be done in Saturday. Due to the long weekend up ahead, you can expect updates tomorrow and on Monday.

Yun lang. Enjoy - there are archives to read and laugh at. ;)

The last of the summer. :(

Luckily I'm tuned in. If I didn't, I wouldn't have forgotten.

Starting next week, the only updates (if there will ever be) will only be on saturdays / select few days when there are no classes.

I missed doing this.

Bentong's guesting on Joke Time. Papi's getting married on Tuesday (totoo ba yan? :P)

"Bakit hinamon ni prints prays si poteeto tsip?"
"Para patatas ang labanan!"

Today - Gays. Celebrity Gays. I will not hold anything against them. No, I won't. Really, I won't.

Eew. Sweet has a boyfriend.

And, I think my theory is holding true. Ate Gay's got a heart-moving rendition of the Wowowee theme song. Seryoso - it's nice.

Willie: Sa word na "dinosaur", anong letra ang susunod sa S?
Contestant 1: O.
Contestant 2: R.

I have a big suspicion that they were faking that. Wait - I'm late in showbiz news. Is Ate Ludz really dead? Anyways, Papi is joking about the charges filed against him by that Wowowee bitch and that tabloid editor.

Willie: Kung ang Monday ay Lunes, ang Tuesday ay Martes, ang Wednesday ay Miyerkules, ano ang huwes?
Contestant 1: Hilaga?

That's it for today's show. My theory has held somewhat true - you don't see a lot of mistakes here.