noypidity.

we apologize to you and in behalf of them

2005-08-17T09:49:00.000+08:00

It's been two (2) months since we last updated this popular site. Why the lapse?

As you may very well know by now, Wowowee's Wheel of Fortune (and Joke Time, as a side note) has undergone a structure change, and it hasn't been the same ever since.

Because of the abolishment of the typical trivia questions, there are no more stupid answers to be harvested (for the lack of a better word at present) and posted on this blog.

Also, we have time constraints. We have lives too, and these days we don't hang around the PC all day like we did last summer.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Joontis ka na pala :D

2005-06-13T13:19:00.000+08:00

Today, preggie women! It looks like my theory is bound to hold true, given the demographics on the show today ;) And especially with Diet and Echo on each corner.

~~Mukhang no-show.~~ (Okay, not quite) They're probably on to us! :D

Echo: "Sa subject sa school, ano ang 'E' sa 'PE'?"
Contestant 1: Economics.
Contestant 2: Exercise.

Echo: "Ang 'his' ay para sa lalaki. Ano naman ang para sa babae?"
Contestant 1: She.
Contestant 2: She.

That one was sort of a letdown... anyway, tomorrow, fishermen are playing! Sadly, we can't cover it. Boo :(

Live from Davao!

2005-06-11T13:04:00.000+08:00

Wowowee is live from Davao today - that means a lot of added extras. It's funny how the "sa may nag-mamassage" line is semi-censored. :P

Joke time - hello Bentong ;) Look at this; most of the jokes of the Davao citizens are actually better than the ones we get at the studio.

"Kumuha kayo ng nanay, nanay. Gusto ko yung mga babaeng nanay." Mukhang may hidden message yun ah. Moving right along...

Today, working Davaoenos! Hello, folks.

Naroon raw si nanay sa EBE-ES-SE-BE-EN. Sa willie's fortune raw.

Willie: "Sinong superhero ang kalaban ni Green Goblin at Dr. Octopus?"
Both contestants: *speechless*

Willie: "Ano ang nationaility ng mga Davaoeno?"
Contestant: *incomprehensible*

Lol. I can see a sign among the crowd that reads "NO COACHING"

Willie: "Ilan ang paa ng flat-footed na tao?"
Contestant: Wala.

Lumang question na yan... it's one of their trick questions. Learn them.

Willie: "Kapag kinukunan ng litrato, ang karaniwang sinasabi ay say ___?"
Contestant 1: "I.D. picture."
Contestant 2: "Litrato."

With that, we end the question-and-answer portion, and today's update. Enjoy the rest of wowowee, davaoenos ;)

Hello.

2005-06-10T22:10:00.000+08:00

Hello to our avid readers (if there are any, I suppose) who are wondering what the hell we are doing and this blog is left rotting.

Well, we are busy with school (we have lives too, and we do wish to excel ;P) and I did mention that once school began, most updates would be done in Saturday. Due to the long weekend up ahead, you can expect updates tomorrow and on Monday.

Yun lang. Enjoy - there are archives to read and laugh at. ;)

The last of the summer. :(

2005-06-04T13:03:00.000+08:00

Luckily I'm tuned in. If I didn't, I wouldn't have forgotten.

Starting next week, the only updates (if there will ever be) will only be on saturdays / select few days when there are no classes.

I missed doing this.

Bentong's guesting on Joke Time. Papi's getting married on Tuesday (totoo ba yan? :P)

"Bakit hinamon ni prints prays si poteeto tsip?"
"Para patatas ang labanan!"

Today - Gays. Celebrity Gays. I will not hold anything against them. No, I won't. Really, I won't.

Eew. Sweet has a boyfriend.

And, I think my theory is holding true. Ate Gay's got a heart-moving rendition of the Wowowee theme song. Seryoso - it's nice.

Willie: Sa word na "dinosaur", anong letra ang susunod sa S?
Contestant 1: O.
Contestant 2: R.

I have a big suspicion that they were faking that. Wait - I'm late in showbiz news. Is Ate Ludz really dead? Anyways, Papi is joking about the charges filed against him by that Wowowee bitch and that tabloid editor.

Willie: Kung ang Monday ay Lunes, ang Tuesday ay Martes, ang Wednesday ay Miyerkules, ano ang huwes?
Contestant 1: Hilaga?

That's it for today's show. My theory has held somewhat true - you don't see a lot of mistakes here.

And about today's show...

2005-05-24T12:57:00.000+08:00

They get a lot of dollars. Haha.

Since when do the wowowee girls make jokes?

Today - guess! Incoming grade 3. Looks like it won't be much different than yesterday's show.

And not only is she singing a salbakuta song, she's singing the wrong lyrics. (rapping, pala :D)
Baka may madiscover?

This one thinks greeting long-distance has a cost.

Wait - I don't get it. This kid is named Russel (did I read that right?) but the kid is a girl. ???

Anyway.

Willie: Sa Meteor Garden, ano ang pangalan ng bidang babae?
Contestant: Dao Ming Su. (he didn't let papi finish the question.)

Willie: Sa habulan, ano ang kailangan mong gawin para hindi ka maabutan ng taya?
Contestant 1: Langit.
Contestant 2: Pumunta sa langit.

At first, I thought it was a no-show.

Tomorrow, incoming grade 4. Bring your report card so we know that you're not stupid. ;)

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU PASS REFLECTIONS AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?

Gusto nya ng TB. Good luck to you - you'll need it. No, seriously folks, she wants a TV. And that's right; you want a CD player. Not an mp3.

Artista: Isa siya sa Charlie's Angels; siya yung singkit na itim ang buhok.
Contestant: Shan Cai.

The magic TB is sorta broken, you know?

Willie: Hello joseph, what country are you from?
Joseph: I don't wanna play.

Her sister comes in, and they become a tag team. And the kolokoys lose.

See you all tomorrow ;)

Ay mga bata talaga.

2005-05-24T12:44:00.000+08:00

Yesterday's Willie of Fortune contestants were incoming grade 2 students! Is there gonna be another angas kid discovered here? Apparently not.

Willy: Five plus five minus five ay ano?
Kid 1: 10!
Kid 2: 15!
Willy: Ano ba kayo! Five plus five diba ten, minus five?
Kid 2: 10...?

Willy: Ilan ang lalake sa Powerpuff girls?
Kid 1: Isa!
Kid 2: Tatlo!

Willy: Anong hayop si Mickey Mouse?
Kid 1: Pusa!
Kid 2: Elepante!

Putek yan.

Willie bribes the kids to make jokes. And if you make a joke, he gives you 500 bucks.

Willy: Ilan ang sides ng triangle?
Kid: 3!

Willie asks the kids to sing. 3 of them sang "Wag na Wag mong sasabihin", and the other one sang the Meteor Garden end song. It was so hideous and awkward, I changed the channel.

In Mukhang Sikat, the Korniks were coaching the kid inside the TV. The topic, cartoon dads.

Artista: Sya yung tatay ni Bart Simpson!
Korniks: *pabulong na gumagamit ng microphone* HOMER! HOMER!
Kid: Hober??? Hober!
Willie: CORRECT!

Wtf. Kids get it all.

sorry we've been out so long

2005-05-21T13:02:00.000+08:00

Sorry for the gap between material. We have lives too, you know, and yesterday was a no-show. Good afternoon to you all. ;)

The wowowee bitches have more wholesome clothing now. Ang ingay nga nila. Nooo!

Papi is good-hearted. Andami nyang dollars ah. Waw! (I noticed he hasn't been giving out vegetables and/or fruits lately.)

Today, gay stand-up comedians. ~~Looks like a no-show.~~

Willie: Ilan ang zero sa 700,000?
Contestant 1: Six.

Willie: Ano ang araw sa pagitan ng Friday at Wednesday?
Contestant 1: Tuesday!!!

(Hey! That one gay guy is named Hans!)

What is it with the old ladies? Their faces are so expressionless! Is this for real or is that just a gimmick? Well, this guy gets to joke around when he plays Taps with his mouth - in front of the expressionless ladies.

Toni: Kung ang star ay bituin, ano naman ang star apple?
Contestant 1: Atis!
Contestant 2: Guava.

My theory has held somewhat true. Good day!

First in the history of Noypidity.

2005-05-20T14:16:00.000+08:00

Guess who I saw at Podium 2 days ago.

I saw Iya!!!

She was with Drew Arellano and they ate at Delifrance. Iya was wearing a skirt and a blue top, while Drew was wearing a yellow shirt, sandals, and shorts. Iya was hugging drew while they were in the escalator. Cheezums!!!!!!!! Haha anyway.

I hope to see Papi next. Whee!!!!

Magicians played today. Well, they were smart so it was a....NO SHOW?!?!? :-O :-O :-O

Stranger than your sympathy

2005-05-17T12:55:00.000+08:00

15 days until the day.

Anyway, it's joke time! Unfortunately vicky was too lazy to update in the kapamilya side yesterday, so sorry for the lack. :P (Naku! Kapatid nga kita! Anong nangyari sayo?! :-o)

Basti and Aljomar. Where's Nash? May lagnat raw. Long is making a guest appearance.

Today, hardworking nanays. Will my theory¹ hold true?

This one nanay has it bad. The work was hard, she went home w/o any money, and when she gets home, her husband is cheating on her.

Willie: Ilang meters ang 3 km?
Contestant: Three meters.

Willie: Writer, director, o actress, ano si JK Rowling?
Contestant 1: Direktor.
Contestant 2: Actor.

Willie: Kantahin mo nga.
Contestant: When you're happy, stamp your feet!
Willie: Hindi, when you're happy and you know it.
Contestant: When you're happy and you know it stamp your feet, when you're happy and you know it stamp your feet, when you're happy and you know it and you're happy and you know it, when you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet.

Willie: Uy, sa Milan! May TFC tayo dyan. Marunong ka bang mag-Milan?

*rolls eyes*

Tomorrow, Rockers are playing! If you think you're square enough, go join!

Willie: Ilan ang letter 'R' sa salitang Colonel?
Contestant 1: Isa.
Contestant 2: One.

15 days.

¹ - My theory is that the higher your class of life, the higher your intelligence. Thus, lesser mistakes.

la la la lalala BAN! ba ba ba bababa WI!! =))

2005-05-16T14:15:00.000+08:00

It's amazing how I start waking up early enough to watch these noontime shows. I guess I realized the fun of laughing at these people's mistakes and recording them here for more people to laugh at them! Haha!! (which actually is the sole purpose of this blog.)

I just noticed - the Sexbomb dancers' shirts are sponsored by Crimson. I just noticed the design of the shirt they wore. Blue sleeveless top with the word "Crimson" written on it. What's so special about it? Well.. Scriptina yung font ng logo. Woohoo! Haha! =p

Ok, on to the question and answer portion.

Vic: Ang Persian, Siamese at Burmese ay breed ng anong klaseng "C" na hayop?
Contestant 1 : *BUZZ!* "Twins!"
(he unfortunately didn't let Vic finish the question. We get a lot of that in Laban o Bawi.)
Contestant 2: *BUZZ!* "Sea Lion!"

Joey: Sa Iridology, Sa Iridology, anong parte ng mata ang ineexamine upang makita ang sakit ng isang tao? Nagsisimula ito sa "I".

(oooh! It's my favorite song! haha.. =p)

Contestant 1 : *BUZZ!* Irish!
Vic: Spell!
Contestant 1: I-R-I......... E-S!
Vic: Mali!
Contestant 2: Iris!
Vic: Spell!
Contestant 2: I-R-I.. esh!
Vic: Ha?!
Contestant: Ah, eeehh. I-R-I-S!

aray ko po.

I missed the other one. Perfect timing for mother to come and ask for something. AAARGH!
[I know that one! It's...

Host: Aling planet ang may lowest gravity? Five letters ang planetang ito.
Contestant: Mercury!

Ha. I now watch kapuso shows!

Well, in MRS, the Wowowee girls made a special appearance with a song and dance number which went...

"Popsicle!!!! Popsicle!!! Gusto mo ba ng...pop-sicleeeeeee!!!!"

Ew. I expect an album soon. ~vicky]

Laban naman!

2005-05-14T19:54:00.000+08:00

Something from the usual setting of Laban o Bawi from Eat Bulaga. Where the sluts here have different dance, the squeals are sluttier and at least they have a change of costume and the wardorbe is sponsored. Today, they looked like weird chickens coz of their dress ruffles.

Laban o Bawi!!! Hosted now by Joey de Leon and Tito Sotto!

Question: Sa acronym na "CIA" at "IQ", ano ang ibig sabihin ng "I"?
Contestant: *BUZZ!* "Influence!"

Question: Makikita ito sa Australia. Anong "K" na hayop ito? Para itong bear.
Contestant 1 (Who unfortunately didn't let Tito finish the question until the last sentence): *BUZZ!* Kangaroo!!
Contestant 2: *BUZZ!* Kamel!!

Kamel with a "K" ha.. wow. It's Koala!

These are the same contestants. They're given three chances for one of them to get at least 1 question correct.. Contestant 1 is a very persistent guy.

Question: Ito ang ginagamit na linggwahe ng Ancient Rome.
Contestant 1 : *BUZZ!* ............................................ *blank look on his face*

I suggest he buzz if he a) knows the answer or b) at least gives effort to try to guess.

Same bananas.

Question: Anong "R" ang Amazon ng Brazil at Huang-He ng China?
Contestant 1 : *BUZZ!* .................................... *blank frustrated look*

UTANG NA LOOB!

New Contestants. Sheesh.

Question: Ano ang 1997 Oscar's Best Film? Base ito sa isang disaster na nangyaro noong 1912. Si Leo at Kate and bida nito.
Contestant 1: *BUZZ!* ......... Disterio!

Leo would be so disappointed. = p

everyone, take your sit

2005-05-14T13:09:00.000+08:00

I've always wondered why the wowowee bitches' voices sound like fingernails scraping on a blackboard. Is it them? I don't know.

Oh, the agony which is Joke Time! Spare us!

Uy, mga musishen. As I said before, celebrities are smart. Mukhang wala tayong mapagtatawanan, mga kaibigan.

My friends, it looks like we're going to have a ~~no-show~~.

Willie: Kaninong hit ang 'Cry' at 'Only Hope'?
Bendetha (Salbakuta): Ricky Martin.

Close to a no-show, anyway.

and fozzy joins the pack.

2005-05-13T14:43:00.000+08:00

Haha! my first post! Yes, I have also joined the Noypidity family.

Though I don't usually wake up early enough to watch noontime shows, I will be here to cover the Kapuso side of Noypidity since that's what this household watches, anyway. I shall be in charge of covering the funny (and stupid stuff) that happens in Eat Bulaga's Laban o Bawi (or in occasions that their other segments are equally dim-witted). Now it's not just Wowowee. Whatever network we tune into, we're all one in Pinoy stupidity anyway.

This is just an intro. No stupid additions today. People are unbelievebly smart today and aren't commiting the usual stupid mistakes. Let's hope contestants go back to their airheaded selves tomorrow. [for entertainment's sake, of course. - pepseeh]

Baboosh!

Laki ng hatak ni Willie ngayun ah.

2005-05-13T12:56:00.000+08:00

Lots of dollars to give out. The balikbayans are feeling pretty generous today.

Ang dami leche. Bigyan mo naman kami dito, papi, o! We run the archive blog! Give us some cash!

And because papi is feeling generous, he's giving out a lot, even to the lamest jokes. Pang-matrikula daw. Sabagay.

Uy! WRR DJs. Lol. And dubbers. Amazing how they don't look like the persons whose lines they dub :P Being "celebrities", will they be any smarter? Find out!

Goes to show that Willie doesn't watch the kapamilya's own shows.

"Ang aso ay si Doggie, ang pusa ay si Pussy" [sic]

Willie: Ang primary color ay red, blue, and ____?
Contestant 1: Green!

I succumbed to that one because I'm an avid Photoshopper.

Willie: Kung ang plural ng fox ay foxes, ano ang plural ng ox?
Contestant 1: Oxes! Ay... oxen!

Nood tayo ng Bikini Open. Just kidding. :P

Kola Kolokoy, aka the last stupid question. Ever.

Willie: What is 20% of 100?
Contestant 1: 25%.
Contestant 2: 80%.

That's all for today. It proves that higher-class people are actually smarter than the masses! I didn't want to believe it at first, but this just proves it.

Hindi ba kayo nagsasawa?

2005-05-12T19:53:00.000+08:00

Honestly, hindi ba kayo nagsasawa sa programme ng Wowowee? Take note that I said programme NG and not programme NA. I mean, it's the same banana everyday... dancing Wowowee girls, then TFC and guests expressing how happy they are for being there, then Joke Time, then Willie of Fortune, then intermission number, then Pera o Bayong! And also, it's a one man show with Willie as the host of all the games there...heck the show is even named after him! Wala lang. I got sawa one time, and I'm still sawa until now. But what made me stay was this blogger (naks!), and the stupidity of the answers in...

[hoy. we're not doing this to complain. just bring the funnies, okay? :P - pepseeh]

...Willie of Fortune! Players for today are celebrity look-alikes. There's a Patricia (Javier), and a Sarah, an Iya, a Sandara. A Vandolph, a Boy 2, and the Coke girl Nikki, a Dino (Guevarra), a Ketchup (Wasup wasup), and Arnelli. Oh damn what's up with the rhymin', cuz I'm supposed to be bloggin'!

That sucked. Willie says the Coke girl is named Nikki Girl. Papi, it's supposed to be Nikki Gil.

Willie: Ladies and gennelmen, please take your sit. Take your sit!

Willie: So do you miss your homeland? Aren't you glad to be home?
TFC woman: Yes! It's so hot though.
Willie: Hot though? Do you want a hotdog?

/:) yea. sure.

Willy: Anong parte ng katawan ang tinatawag nating tummy?
"Dino Guevarra": Katawan?

Oh my god! Ryan Eigenman [spl?] was wearing an old Zobel fair shirt while he was beating up a kid in "Anghel na Walang Langit". Haha so much for publicity.

The guy in Pera O Bayong won a million bucks! I thought he wasn't gonna get it. The people at home were even cursing him when he was shouting "BAYONG!" all the way. Way to go!

Game Ka Na Ba time!

Kris: Saan ang Hollywood? sa Nevada or California?
Contestant: Nevada!

Kris: Ano ang hindi kasama sa chicksilog?
Contestant: Chicken!

The people in GKNB were dumb today, but I can't remember their answers.

That's pretty much it. The look-a-likes today are pretty smart. So, bye!

Nandoon si Father eh.

2005-05-11T12:59:00.000+08:00

Naka-one week na pala tayo, sis. :P

Oo nga naman. Mas marunong pa ang bata. Lalaki at babae lang ginawa ng Diyos. WALANG BADING. Aljomar needs to work on his charisma.

Uy. P200 for pamasahe. That's not very ordinary, isn't it? Meanwhile, a lucky lola gets $20. Ah, I want another set of $100 from my tita. :P

O, eto na. Mga istantmen en istantwimen.

Willie: Kung ang concert queen ay si Pops, sino naman ang Comedy concert queen?
Contestant 1: Wowowee!
Contestant 2: Dolphy.

Willie: Spell 'correct'.
Contestant: C-o-double r-"eh"-c-t.

Willie: Sa tagalog, ang sad ay malungkot. Ano naman ang 'Happy Birthday'?
Contestant 1: Kapanganakan.
Contestant 2: Maligayang Bati sa Iyong Kaarawan (although I don't know why Willie rejected this answer).

Willie: Ilan ang vowel o patinig sa salitang "four"?
Contestant 1: Three.
Contestant 2: Five.

Willie: Sa math, 8 / 2 - 2?
Contestant 1: Four.

Is it just me or is there a hidden meaning when Willie says, "Yan. Pila kayo. Babae sa babae, para maganda."

Willie: Kung ang chicken ay manok, ano ang chicken pox?
Contestant 1: Pakpak - hindi, tigyawat...

Tomorrow, celebrity lookalikes (siyempre, yung kapamilya lang :P). I'm guessing that a majority of overconfident people will audition for this. I mean, it's easy to claim that you "look like papa Piolo" - especially when you're vain.

Good day to you! :P

"No no no is a no no no is a sin..."

2005-05-10T14:54:00.000+08:00

The no-no-no song is stuck in my head. Apparently, they started playing that before joke time.

Gahd!!! Willy sings really badly, no offense.

Someone gave Willy dollars again...at the end of joke time.

In Willie of Fortune... it's the Pinoy "Stepford wives" playing. Clad in pambahay dasters (the dresses worn at home) and slippers, the players today are stay at home wives.

Willy: Kung ang house ay bahay, ano ang mouse?
Nanay 1: Kambing!!!
Willy: Mouse?
Nanay 1: Ay! Hinde! RABBIT!

Willy: Kung ang pork ay karne ng baboy, ano ang fork?
Nanay 1: Baboy? [Sabi ng kapatid ko kaya raw ganito yung sinagot kasi barok si Willy! Hahaha! -vicky]
Nanay 2: Corned beef!!!!!!

Willy: Kung si Whitney Tyson ay sikat sa comedy, si Whitney Houston ay sikat saan?
Nanay 1: Boxing!!!

Anyway, I feel sorry for two of the nanays because Nanay Leila only got one nanay a prize. Apparently in the QuesTune, she kept on guessing "Somewhere out There". Boo you.

That's all for today. Tomorrow, it's stuntmen and women who will play! Wow that rhymes. Bye!

[hey, fozzy sent in a contribution from eat bulaga!. let not the kapuso anger you. holla! - pepseeh]

Host (it was either joey de leon or vic sotto): anong "bank" ang nag-iimbak ng dugo?
Contestant: central bank.

Slaam dunk da funk

2005-05-09T13:33:00.000+08:00

Much to my sister's chagrin, there isn't any worthy material inGame KNB today. :P

Holy smokes, Me-Ann looks like our german FL teacher.

There are more kids! Will we see the next Aljomar! Find out tomorrow on Wowowee!

Willie: Ilan ang kamay ng kaliwete?
Contestant 1: Lima.
Contestant 2: Apat.

Willie: Ano ang first name Presidente ng Pilipinas?
Contestant 1: *speechless*
Contestant 2: Dr. Jose Rizal.

Willie: Ano kadalasan ang kulay ng gown ng bride?
Contestant 1: *speechless*
Contestant 2: Green.

Willie: Anong apelyido ng komedyanteng Vhong [navarro]?
Contestant 1: *speechless*
Contestant 2: Pamela One.
Willie: Yun yung kanta nya, di bale, pareho kayong out.

Tomorrow, middle-aged housewives are going to play for the garrrand prize!!! Hopefully, they're not of the desperate kind. Eww.

I hate those dancing bitches. Heaven knows they're leading damned lifes behind those thick makeups, skimpy clothes, and cleavage. Hmm, their hips must hurt right now.

Anyway, what poor kid doesn't know the title of Christmas songs? I mean, he missed the most obvious - "We Wish You A Merry Christmas". And Willie is too lenient. Well, I guess they're just kids after all.

Kola Kolokoyz:

Willie: Kung ang apple ay mansanas, ano ang pineapple sa tagalog?
Contestant 1: Mansanas.
Contestant 2: Juice.

That's all for today, thank you for reading us, and tune in tomorrow, for the housewives! :P

"Sharon sharon sharon baboy!"

2005-05-06T20:12:00.000+08:00

So goes the chicharon vendor's call. Today's players: sidewalk/street vendors.

Willy: Kung ang four ay apat, ang forest ay ano?
Contestant: Minuto!

Willie: Ano sa english ang "kaarawan"?
Contestant: Bertdi!
Willie: Sige nga, spell birthday?
Contestant: "B..e..r, este, B-I-R-T-H-D-E-Y."

Ano ang kulay ng dugo ng "dugong bughaw"?
Contestant: Mayaman.
Contestant 2: Dugo!

Saan gawa ang french fries?
Contestant: Sa prens [I think he's saying French. -Vicky]

Joke time! And Aljomar is there, yet again. Catch the Going Bulilit Kids tomorrow in Game Ka Na Ba. I saw something about it in the commercials; about a ball being shaped like a square.

Basti: Magpapasalamat po ako sa Moose Gur!

Oh! Speaking of Game Ka Na Ba...

Kris: Aling movie nanalo si Hillary Swank ng kanyang first Oscar?
Contestant: Million Dollar Baby
Contestant 2: One Million Dollar Baby!

It really pays to listen.

Wow! People are reading this! Haha! =))

That's all, I guess. It's Game Ka Na Ba tomorrow, and it's the kids from Going Bulilit who are gonna be playing! Lots of good material from there. Whoo!

Oh by the way, the kaaway channel is gonna have some wannabe Going Bulilit called Bubble Gang Jr. (?) Oh what can I say. Is this blogger kapamilya or kapuso?

itsh tarsday.

2005-05-05T12:51:00.000+08:00

Panalo raw sa ratings. Against da kalaban.

Willie's going on with his [heartfelt] tirade about how we are making their ratings. Well, he has reason to - da kalaban's a tough contender, aren't they? Anyway, there're more TFC people watching. They'll be in San Francisco on June 19.

There goes the tried-and-true effort jokes - we've said them before. If you don't know what I'm talking about, sample:

Ano ang effort?

Ano?

Ang effort ay ang linalanding-an ng efflane.

Eh?

Cripes, that smartass kid from yesterday's show is now a kapamilya! Much like the mystery of seeing Manny Pacquiao also a kapamilya. Kung dating angas, ngayon inaangasan na :P

Boycott's the theme. Lamer jokes. Lamer kids. Aljomar's siblings have al-name-mar as their names. Talk about innovative.

And now, for the much-awaited segment that we're covering for laughs, Willie of Fortune! *cue cheers*

Willie: Sa Spanish, ang one ay uno, ang two ay dos, ang four ay ___?
Contestant 1: Apat.

Willie: Ikaw, ano trabaho mo?
Contestant: Sibil ingener. (civil engineer)

Willie: Ang manicure ay sa kamay, ang pedicure ay sa paa, saan naman ang foot spa?
Sibil ingener: Sa kuko.

This one woman sort of reminds me of Ms. Ayen. Moving on.

Willie: Sa math, dalawa hatiin mo sa dalawa? (Two divided by two)
Contestant 1 & 2: Zero.

You might not get this next question, because it's really something to test your IQ. (sorta.)

Willie: Sa isang taon, ilan lahat ang months na may 28 days?
Contestant 1 & 2: Isa.

Willie: Sino ang nakilala bilang si Mr. Palengke?
Contestant 1: Kiko Pangilinan.
Contestant 2: *speechless*

And there are more dancing bitches. You'd think they were hired sluts to showcase the prizes. Err.. moving on.

Having trouble with the Magic TV =))

And probably the last bit of questions ever to be asked on today's show - Kola Kolokoy. Here's hoping to a funny answer.

Willie: Saang bansa matatagpuan ang Narita?
Contestant: USA.

Thassit for today, tune in tomorrow for street vendors! :P

It's wednesday :P

2005-05-04T13:18:00.000+08:00

There are more dollars to give away, but thankfully willie decided to be shrewd today. :P (Hey that rhymes)

Cripes, the grade 1 kids are here!

Too many kids fell in line to join, Willie says :P Okay it's both that there are no funny parts yet and the kids are answering correctly (drat). Harder questions naman po.

There're actually more tearjerkers. [Hey! I cried kaya! -vicky]

Willie: Ilan ang Powerpuff Girls?
Contestant 1: Six.
Contestant 2: Five.

TIP: Don't confuse them with the Power Rangers.

A lot of them are sucking up to Willie.

Willie: Anong hayop si Barney?
Contestant 1: Paki-ulit nga po kuya.
Willie: Sige uulitin ko yung tanong ha. Anong hayop si Barney?
Contestant 1: Di ko alam.

I love you, you love me...

Willie: Sa english alphabet, ano ang susunod sa letter D?
Contestant 1: F!

=))

And Simon Cowell would comment very badly on this kid's rendition of "Wag na Wag". [Actually, it's May Gusto Ka Bang Sabihin. -vicky]

Willie: Pag pinagsama-sama mo si Garfield, Scooby Doo, at Snoopy, ilan ang mga aso?
Contestant 1: Tatlo.
Contestant 2: Apat.

To be honest I was also actually fooled by this one 'cause I sort of forgot that Garfield was a cat. :P

This one kid is pretty morose, but sort of looks like Miqui.

Willie: Marunong ka bang sumayaw? Kumanta? Tumula? Ano alam mo?
Kid: *shakes head*
Willie: Ah, wala ka palang alam.
*everyone laughs*

Which eventually turns into an argument between that kid and another kid. [Btw, the angas kid that reminds me of Tolits from Tide got into Going Bulilit! Haha! I really really thought that he was gonna get discovered. -vicky]

Willie: Ilan ang sides ng triangle?
Contestant 1: Isa.

Btw this is the same kid as above. Apparently he has a small attention span. Seriously.

Willie: Tuwing linggo, saan tayo pumupunta para magsimba at magpray?
Contestant 1: Kay Jesus.

Still the same kid.

Willie: Sa nursery rhyme na 'Mary had a little lamb', anong hayop ang alaga ni Mary?
Contestant 1: *speechless*
Contestant 2: Aso.

Mary had a little dog?

Tomorrow, girls with guy's jobs. :P

That's it for the funnies of today. Tune in tomorrow :P

Wowowee, May 3

2005-05-03T13:14:00.000+08:00

The Going Bulilit kids are making an [annoying] appearance on "Joke Time" as of now. There's a close-up of Mahal (or is it Mura? damn I don't really care.) Topic: Aswang.

Wailing voices when Charlene (yung bata.) is singing To Love You More. At least there's a better voice in that other girl whose name escapes me.

Everyone's loathed part - the part where the audience gets to make their jokes.

Masakit 'to:
Audience Member - Ano ang ginagawa ng bakla pag nagagalit?
Willie - Ano?
AM - Ashuswang!

And another happened to resent the labanos she was given. :P Gusto nila ng pamasahe eh. Please stop the lame jokes!

Eto, sis, mga bakla. *scowl* I guess it's time. One team is named the Amazing Gays and the other is Working Bading(s). Bakit di kasali yung princi- este, never mind.

Here's the fun part(s)! The Willie of Fortune :P

Bakla: Ako'y isang teacher po.
Willie: Ano tawag sa 'yo ng mga bata? Ma'am? Madam?
Bakla: Sir po.

Comments: He's a good bartender.

Willie: Ano trabaho mo, Arnel?
Bakla: Ako'y isang construction workeir.

Comments: This is the first time I've seen a gay construction worker. You would've thought they hated manual work.

Willie takes time to thank the viewers (aka us) for giving them high ratings during their first season. Didn't MTB have the same fate?

Anyway, there are still smart answers - nothing yet to laugh at.

Until now.

Willie: Kaano-ano mo ang tatay ng kapatid mong bunso?
Contestant 1: Pinsan.
Contestant 2: Pinsan.

DAH! I mean. Given na.

Willie: Ang kurtina ay curtain. Ang porselana ay porcelain. Ang sirena ay ____?
Contestant 1: Sirena.
Contestant 2: Ambulansya.

I still don't know what's going on :P

Willie: Ang powerpuff girls ay sina Bubbles, Blossom at ____?
Contestant: Dipsy?

Wrong show! =))

Tomorrow, incoming Grade 1 public school students.

It's still the parts where you won't get to laugh a lot. So hold on.

The gay Jollibee guy wants an MP3! Cripes, they still want an MP3! Go download Limewire or something for all I care. Marami silang MP3.

Uy. Kola Kolokoy. Apparently none of the answers were dumb.

That's it for today - it seems that when you have gays on the show, there are less chances of hearing those funny and stupid answers. The Grade 1 kids should - tune in tomorrow.

[when I reread this post it became apparent to me that I sound like vicky here. - pepseeh]

Peso vs. Dollar!

2005-05-03T10:17:00.000+08:00

$1 = P54

Willie: Ok it's joke time! Punta na tayo sa audience.
TFC Kid: Hey Willy! Here's ten dollars for you to give out for jokes.
Willy: Thank you! Mga kapamilya may dollar na tayo! *accepts ten-$1 bills*

Person: Ako! Willy! Magjjoke ako!
*tells joke*
Willy: Magaleng! O anong gusto mo? $1 or P100?
Person:

ONE DOLLAR!!!

When obviously, 100 pesos is so much more than $1.

Towards the end of joke time, everyone wanted dollars.

[apparently having a dollar is so classy that it's become something to brag about. - pepseeh]

Hallo!

2005-05-02T21:18:00.000+08:00

First of, welcome to this trivia blogger! Trivia = useless info, acc. to my friend Miggy. Anyway, I created the url name *points at address bar* How I got it...hmmm... Pepi said that he didn't believe in the intelligence of Filipinos. Something about their stupidity I guess. So Pinoys + stupidity = Noypidity! Haha. I'm not implementing that we're stupid or anything, ok? ;)

I guess people are just nervous during game shows. Hehe!

[tapos may mga sumasagot ng tama kapag "game k n b" na. - pepseeh :P]

Hi!

2005-05-02T18:47:00.000+08:00

Hi, this is Noontime Boredom, an online archive of whatever stupid answers we will hear from the noontime ABS-CBN show Wowowee. Time has proven that every episode of the show will contain these dumb answers which, most of the time, are veeery far from the real answer.

Enjoy!